1.. My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it,
you will have tears in your eyes
2.. Wo Dosti hi kya jisme dooriyan na hon,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho… How r u?
3.. Life spent with someone for a lifetime
May be meaningless,
But a few moments spent with someone who really loves U,
May mean more than a lifetime!
May be meaningless,
But a few moments spent with someone who really loves U,
May mean more than a lifetime!
4.. Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho
jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
5.. When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck
6.. Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the
you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out zoo
7.. Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you
too, but tell me more about rohit..
8.. News reporter:KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateformpar kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
9. .Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it
10.. Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday
that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
